D is for Dishwasher

'That bloody dishwasher is broken again.'

'What's wrong with it?'

'We need to get an engineer because it hasn't worked properly for weeks.'

'Dee, just reset it.'

'I have reset it.'

Enter - Dad the engineer. Five seconds later-

'It's working Dee.'

'How did you do that?'

'I reset it, like I told you to do.'

'You didn't tell me to do that.' A moment's reflection.

'Would you like a cup of tea?'

'...Ok.'

Repeat.